Scotland is a land of breathtaking landscapes, rich history, and vibrant culture. It’s one of my favorite places to bring people on tour. While the locals are famously friendly and welcoming, there are certain things that visitors should be mindful of to ensure their trip is both enjoyable and respectful.
To help you navigate your Scottish adventure with ease, I’ve compiled a list of 15 tourist mistakes in Scotland that you should never make. These are things that I always pass along to anyone traveling with me because I have sadly seen them happen in person and it’s so embarrassing. Before you pack your bags and head to this amazing country, take a moment to familiarize yourself with this list of things to avoid.
Don’t Call a Kilt a Skirt
Kilts are a significant part of Scottish heritage, so calling them skirts is disrespectful. Remember, each kilt pattern, or tartan, often represents a specific clan or family, and it holds deep personal and historical significance.
Never Imitate a Scottish Accent
Mimicking the local accent can come across as mocking, and it’s likely to offend rather than amuse. Instead, appreciate the rich linguistic diversity, including Scots and Gaelic, that makes Scotland unique.
Don’t Disrespect the Graves in Greyfriars Kirkyard
This one upsets me quite a bit because it seems to be getting worse every time I go. Greyfriars Kirkyard in Edinburgh has become a popular spot for Harry Potter fans, as J.K. Rowling drew inspiration from some of the names on the gravestones, including Tom Riddle.
Unfortunately, the surge in visitors has led to damage around the graves, particularly Riddle’s, with people trampling the area to take photos. To preserve this historic site and respect those buried there, avoid walking directly on graves or disturbing the area for a picture.
Don’t Skip Saying “Please” and “Thank You”
Scots appreciate politeness. Forgetting these basic manners can be seen as rude. Being courteous goes a long way, and it’s a simple way to show respect to the people you meet.
Don’t Confuse Scotland with England
Scotland is a proud country with its own distinct identity, so don’t refer to it as part of England. This mistake can be a major faux pas, as Scots are deeply proud of their history and culture, which is separate from England’s.
Never Underestimate the Weather
Scotland’s weather is notoriously unpredictable. Always be prepared with layers and waterproof clothing. Even on a sunny day, a sudden shower or a chilly wind can catch you off guard, so being prepared is key to enjoying your trip.
I always recommend a solid raincoat with a hood on it. Wear multiple layers underneath the raincoat and you’ll be prepped for anything.
Don’t Expect to Hear “Aye” All the Time
While “aye” means “yes” in Scots, not every local uses it, so don’t overuse or expect it in every conversation. Different regions and generations have their own linguistic quirks, so listen more than you speak to pick up the local flavor.
Don’t Ignore the History
Scotland is rich in history. Disregarding its significance or showing disinterest can be seen as disrespectful. There are ancient castles and battlefields and historical landmarks, with each site telling a story, so take the time to learn and appreciate what you see.
Never Walk on the Grass at a Golf Course
Scotland is the home of golf, and walking on the greens is a big no-no unless you’re playing. Golf courses are meticulously maintained, and stepping on the greens can damage the turf, so stick to the paths unless you’re there to play.
Don’t Assume the Food is All Deep-Fried
This one is such a huge misconception! While deep-fried Mars bars are famous, Scottish cuisine has much more to offer, including the most amazing seafood and traditional dishes like haggis. Explore the local food scene, which includes hearty stews, fresh game, and world-renowned whisky.
Don’t Drive on the Wrong Side of the Road
In Scotland, cars drive on the left. If you’re driving, make sure you’re comfortable with this or stick to public transport. Roundabouts and narrow roads can be challenging, so take your time to get familiar with the local driving rules.
There’s no shame in not driving while you’re in Scotland. I’ve visited 8 times at this point and I’ve never driven. They have a great public transport system and you can use companies like Rabbies to take day trips further afield.
Never Start a Political Debate
Topics like Scottish independence can be sensitive. Unless you’re very informed and tactful, it’s best to avoid bringing up politics. If the topic does arise, it’s wise to listen respectfully rather than argue, as opinions on this subject can be very personal.
Don’t Disrespect the Loch Ness Monster Myth
Whether you believe in Nessie or not, it’s a beloved part of local folklore. Joking about it too much might not be well-received. The myth of Nessie is part of Scotland’s charm and mystique, so even if you’re skeptical, it’s best to approach the subject with light-hearted curiosity.
Never Litter in Nature
Scotland’s landscapes are stunning, and locals take pride in their natural beauty. Make sure you leave no trace when exploring. It doesn’t matter if you’re hiking in the Highlands, picnicking by a loch, or just getting out of your vehicle to take a picture keeping the environment clean ensures it remains beautiful for everyone.
Don’t Forget to Learn a Few Scots Phrases
While English is spoken everywhere, learning a few Scots words or Gaelic phrases can go a long way in showing respect and connecting with locals. A simple “slàinte mhath” (good health) when toasting or “tapadh leat” (thank you) can endear you to the people you meet.
